Object Record / FI-EPH-367
November 2022
digital / JPEG, 998×1138 / chart / origin unverified / accessioned / catalogued curio
Narrative record
Evidence, relevance, and unresolved state.
Provenance
Custody record
Logged 2026-09-26 / quantity 1 digital image. 1 source asset reference registered.
Identification notes
What is known
Found image supplied for The Shadow Zone: a color-coded joke calendar titled "NOVEMBER 2022," signed "@mattsurelee." A legend assigns the colors: November 1 is when "Insane people start listening to Christmas music," the 6th is "Act like it's your first Daylight Savings Time ever," a pink week is "Complain about how it gets dark so early," the 23rd is "Get blind drunk with your high school friends," the 25th is "Trample some folks for a PS5, as is tradition," and the month ends in green: "Try not to murder your family." Maker, origin, and date are not recorded. The exif scrub reported no location metadata to strip.
Restoration relevance
Why it remains connected
accessioned / catalogued curio. Disposition: archive. The object remains associated with The Shadow Zone.
Uncertainty notes
What remains unresolved
digital / JPEG, 998×1138 / chart / origin unverified. accessioned / catalogued curio. Terms marked unknown, provisional, pending, or unverified remain part of the record until evidence resolves them.
Relationships
Keep the object connected.
Related objects
Parent system
The Shadow Zone
A holding zone for surreal found media and uncanny artifacts that surface around the archive — images with no clear origin, kept as evidence of the culture that accretes on forgotten machines.
Associated dossier / FI-PROJ-010 / open
Field logs / dossiers
Archive routes
Source Assets / 1 reference
Raw archive paths are retained for provenance and maintenance. They are not the primary object presentation.
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assets/ephemera/shadow-zone/fi-eph-367-november-2022-calendar.jpegOpen local asset