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LES DOSSIERS / ACQUISITION DOCTRINE

Marketplace Shithawk Doctrine

LOCAL ACQUISITION HAZARD PROTOCOL / CONTAINMENT BEFORE ACCUMULATION / LABEL THE CANS.

FI-DSR-002 / marketplace containment protocol / active.

PRINCIPE CENTRAL

MARKETPLACE IS NOT A STORE. IT IS A WEATHER SYSTEM.

  • THE SHITHAWK

    A local acquisition hazard disguised as a deal. Not necessarily bad, but always carrying hidden costs: space, time, gas, cables, repair work, emotional energy, or a new project branch.

  • CONTAINMENT INFRASTRUCTURE

    Any purchase that reduces chaos instead of multiplying it: standardized cans, shelves, label makers, drawer units, inventory sheets, bags, desiccant, QR labels, and field logs.

  • THE TEST

    Will this impose order, or merely hold disorder?

TAXONOMY

THE COMMON LOCAL HAZARDS.

  1. 01

    Storage

    Bins, trunks, cabinets, shelves, ammo cans, filing drawers. Approved only when they impose order.

  2. 02

    Tool

    Promises future usefulness. Buy only if it solves an active bottleneck.

  3. 03

    Electronics

    Usually missing a cable, screw, adapter, driver disc, or one truth. "Works, just haven't tested it" is a warning label.

  4. 04

    Artifact

    Beautiful, useless, magnetic. FI may acquire artifacts, but only intentionally.

  5. 05

    Free Item

    Price: zero. Cost: time, gas, awkward pickup, and a new pile. Free is not free unless it enters the system immediately.

  6. 06

    Car Portal

    Do not engage casually. Daylight, sober adult, mechanic mindset, and defined exit strategy required.

  7. 07

    Side Quest

    Begins with "that would be easy to fix." No side quests during containment operations.

FIELD INSTRUMENT

THE SHITHAWK BAROMETER IS OFFICIAL.

Pressure dropping Marketplace winds rising Side-quest precipitation likely

Current reading: Marketplace winds rising from the southwest. Visibility reduced by cheap surplus listings. High chance of side-quest precipitation after midnight.

ADVISORY: A LOCALIZED CONTAINMENT EVENT IS POSSIBLE IF 50 METAL CANS ARE ACQUIRED AT BULK RATE.

  • WARNING SIGNS

    "Free if you pick up" / "Untested but worked last time" / "Could be worth something" / "Just needs a charger" / "No title but runs"

  • SAFE OPERATING WINDOW

    8:00 a.m. parental proposal. Coffee present. No active shithawks overhead.

  • FIELD VOICE

    You feel that pressure change, Randy? That's not weather. That's a man about to buy a broken oscilloscope and call it infrastructure.

ACTIVE CASE

GREEN METAL STORAGE BOXES.

Approved pending inspection 50 units $5 each bulk rate

Object: green metal storage boxes / small ammo-can-style containers. Approximate dimensions: 10.75 in x 3.75 in x 7 in. Function: small-parts compartmentalization.

THIS IS NOT RANDOM SURPLUS.
THIS IS A DIRECT STRIKE AGAINST LOOSE ADAPTERS, SCREWS, FITTINGS, CLAMPS, DRONE PROPS, WATCH PARTS, VITA / PSP PARTS, CABLES, LABELS, TOOLS, AND UNIDENTIFIED FI FRAGMENTS.

INSPECTION

VERIFY CONTAINMENT-GRADE BEFORE ACQUISITION.

  • CHECK

    Lids latch cleanly / seals serviceable / no major interior rust / no oil, chemical, or mildew smell / no sharp damaged seams / consistent size and stackability / seller honors bulk rate.

  • BRING

    Gloves / flashlight / cash / towel or blanket for transport / one sample small-part bag if desired.

  • NUMBER

    If acquired, assign FI-CAN-001 through FI-CAN-050. Reserve FI-CAN-000 // QUARANTINE for unidentified objects awaiting classification.

  • PROHIBIT

    No unlabeled cans. No permanent "misc."

FINAL DOCTRINE

THE DANGER IS ACQUIRING UNCONTAINED FUTURES.

EVERY OBJECT ASKS TO BECOME A PROJECT.
EVERY PROJECT ASKS FOR SPACE.
EVERY SPACE BECOMES A PILE.
EVERY PILE BECOMES FOG.

The answer is not abstinence. The answer is containment. You do not outrun the shithawks. You label the cans.

FI-DSR-002

SOURCE / RECORD / SHELF

  • SOURCE DOSSIER

    Working source note / FI-DOCTRINE-MKT-001.

  • ARCHIVE RECORD

    Generated archive view / canonical dossier record / src/data/projects.yml.

  • DOSSIERS SHELF

    Return route / active dossiers / continuity packets.